The Worm Quartet Livejournal Thingy

Shoebox, the sole member of the stupidly-named comedy synth-punk band known as "Worm Quartet," is a tall, long-haired, goofy-looking weirdo who is under court order to stay away from chickens. When he's not concocting songs about limbless drummers, evil ex-girlfriends, yak aquariums, and the Amish, he poses by day as a mild-mannered Software Engineer. He is responsible for the First Church of Pac-Man, the semi-defunct Poorly-Drawn Lamp Page, the syndicated PartiallyClips comic (since 2010) and that weird taste you get when you drink coffee right after brushing your teeth. He's married to a beautiful and wonderful woman who attacks condiments and hisses at highway traffic, and has a son whose cuteness induces an involuntary "Awwwww!" from any person or appliance within 5 miles of his terrifyingly adorable visage. Shoebox no longer has a mullet, and is no longer 300 pounds. He apologizes for any inconvenience.