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December 5th, 2012
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Fun with e-commerce
WEBSITE: BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF SALE! 
ME: Cool! I need this thing and this thing! 
WEBSITE : OKAY! MOST EXPENSIVE THING FULL PRICE, NEXT THING HALF OFF! 
ME: Sounds good! And what the heck, I'll add this $3 thing because it's on clearance. 
WEBSITE: OKAY! FULL PRICE FOR TWO MOST EXPENSIVE THINGS, $3 THING HALF OFF! 
ME: Uh...okay, what if I add another $3 thing? 
WEBSITE: FULL PRICE ON ALL THINGS EXCEPT THE ONE $3 THING AT HALF-OFF! 
ME: Okay, you just lost yourself the sale of both of those $3 things. 
WEBSITE: AW MAN! 
ME: And actually, with shipping, that kinda makes the whole thing not worth it, so I think I'll look elsewhere. 
WEBSITE: WOW, I SURE WAS PROGRAMMED WITH CUSTOMER PSYCHOLOGY IN MIND! 
ME: I see. And how long have you sure was programmed with customer psychology in mind?
WEBSITE: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.

-=ShoEboX=-

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From:liddle_oldman
Date:December 5th, 2012 09:02 pm (UTC)
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Dude! You're back! (If even just for a visit.)
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From:wormquartet
Date:December 6th, 2012 11:26 am (UTC)
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I miss this flippin' place.

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From:liddle_oldman
Date:February 20th, 2013 01:22 am (UTC)
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Dunno if you're paying attention -- but Happy Birthday!
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From:the_dark_snack
Date:February 19th, 2013 02:37 pm (UTC)
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Happy Birthday!
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