WORM QUARTET UPDATE AND BLATANT PLUG - 6/19/09
Hey, people!

I haven't sent one of these out in a while! Sorry 'bout that. Hope you've
somehow managed to find a way to get through your daily life without knowing
what I currently smell like.

Anyway, I've got a show in Rochester on Wednesday! You're totally coming!

WORM QUARTET SCREAMS IN YOUR FACE NEWS
June 24th - Rochester, NY

DEVO SPICE - Geeky comedy rap from New Jersey
SETH FAERGOLZIA of DUFUS - Local anti-folk genius weirdo
WORM QUARTET - Rochester's only all-jaw-harp Stryper tribute band

@ The Bug Jar
219 Monroe Ave
Rochester, NY 14607
(585) 454-2966

18+. Doors at 8pm. $5 over 21, $7 under.

Bring all your hoodlum friends!

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July 1-5 - Pittsburgh, PA

MENSA ANNUAL GATHERING

I'll be performing on July 4th @ 6PM

Other musical guests include ROB BALDER and POWER SALAD, and the keynote
speaker on the 4th is DR. DEMENTO!

@ Omni William Penn Hotel
530 William Penn Place
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 15219

More info at http://ag.us.mensa.org

WORM QUARTET ROCKS THE TUBES FOR MONEY NEWS
I've finally decided to stop being a moron and get the remainder of
my discography ("Sumophobia Alpha 2 EX Super Championship Turbo
Edition" and "Stupid Video Game Music") online for purchase as those
digital empee-three whatchamajiggers you damned kids seem to like.
They're up at CDBaby.com, amazon.com, themadmusicarchive.com, iTunes,
icouldcrapabetteralbum.com, and other flippin' places. Enjoy, dammit!

NEW BALDBOX TRACK NEWS
My side project with Rob Balder continues to exist for some reason,
and today we just released a new version of "USF'nA" (our tribute to
all 50 states) recorded with Possible Oscar! You can check it out at
http://www.thefump.com

Baldbox's debut CD, "The Dumb Album," is available for sale at
http://www.thefump.com and http://www.wormquartet.com

WIFE CONTINUING TO PUT UP WITH ME NEWS
Holy crap, as of today I've been married for TEN YEARS! Buckets of
thanks to my wife Kim for being the smart and witty and wonderful
and beautiful person she is, and for supporting me in all the stupid
things I insist on doing in front of people. I love you, hon.

HALF-YEAR WRAP-UP NEWS
Things I've done this year that I've never done before:
- Performed in Canada
- Performed as "Guest Of Honor" at a con
- Performed at the Lilac Festival (albeit only in a cameo capacity)
- Released an album with a side project (http://www.myspace.com/baldbox)
- Performed at a wedding (in a suit and tie, no less!)
- Performed at an ice cream social
- Appeared on an MC Lars album
- Put out a Worm Quartet t-shirt that didn't have the word "nipple"
anywhere on it

So far it's been a severely awesome year, thanks for being a part of it!
Now if only I can get a new album out...

ODOR NEWS
I spilled coffee on my shirt, so I've spent the whole day smelling
vaguely of the glorious wakey-bean! Come inhale my fumes and be
energized! Smell my nipple, get a buzz!

That's it outta my lame ass - hope you guys enjoy whatever the hell
you do when you're not reading these things, and hope to see some of
you at my shows!

Thinking of quitting my job and opening an erotic bait shop,
-=ShoEboX=-